Kim Kardashian Song “Jam” – Worst Song of 2011? Audio Evidence Says Yes

In a stunning, surprise blow to the English language, millions of teens and twenty-somethings will soon be screaming, “They playin’ my jam” countless times within three-minute spans all across the country.

The source of this assault on the integrity of the English language is none other than Kim Kardashian, one of the many famous-for-being-rich celebrities attempting to style themselves as modern day renaissance men and women by entering every arena of entertainment possible. The latest entry is Kim Kardashian‘s new song, “Jam (Turn It Up)”, which you can hear below. But consider yourself warned – this is the least original, worst-sounding and soon-to-be most-overplayed song of 2011.

Perhaps that was harsh. Let’s try this again – if you like vocals drowning in synth (think Eiffel 65 times twenty), a recycled club beat that appears on every song that gets sweaty tools grinding on alcohol-impaired girls, lyrics that are as repetitive as they are vapid, celebrities trying too hard to connect with the “common folk” via the discussion of bills and phrases such as “Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid”, or rhymes that would have made a 5-year-old Dr. Suess look like Robert Frost, then “Jam (Turn It Up)” probably is your jam.

Enjoy (if possible). You can find Kim Kardashian’s other “contributions” to the world of entertainment right here.

Kim Kardashian: “Jam (Turn It Up)”

  • bruce

    this song sucks..complete waste of my time!!!

  • liz

    not so bad but no matter what critics say,follow ur dream bt dnt go about it the wrong way…lots of luv!!

  • Daniel Haim

    Saw it yesterday.. No comment..

  • Asia Speaks

    At least it better the Rebecca Black’s Friday

  • Iain Alexander

    It is a complete fail. I have to say its the most painful song I have heard. I am shocked it even got produced let alone released. Sigh….

  • Loren Garnham

    I love her to bits! Shes the most genuine person but please leave this to the shower! I appreciate the proceeds going to St.Judes but please do not take up a career in music! Love you doll!

  • Caitlin

    AWFUL!!! She has no talent..she definitely cannot sing at all. Just give up, you’re rich enough.

  • Brian Willett

    What did you think of Kim Kardashian’s song, “Jam”?